Wear the
death cult
Ten plates drawn for The Maneki Neko Death Cult — the beckoning cat, its face coming apart into signal, and the seal that closes every episode. Traced to vector, cut to a single ink, and measured against the press that has to hold it.
All of it is priced at cost. Every page shows what the printer charges and what shipping runs — then sells it to you for exactly that. 4 legacy listings carry a small floor Fourthwall won’t let us drop ($3.00 and $3.60), and say so on their own page; everywhere else, the studio makes nothing on a shirt unless you decide it should.
Printed when you order it · Ships worldwide · No warehouse, no dead stock
Why this shop is built backwards
“You’re maybe buying a little anti-machine feeling off me right now, and it’s real, and it’s also merch, and I can’t fully untangle the two, and the only honest thing I can do is what I’m doing: tell you it’s a rail, and let you check your own jacket.”
The Maneki Neko Death Cult · Door 14
Twenty-four doors of a show about the line between a signal and its merch, and then a merch table. There is no version of that which isn’t funny. So the table is built to survive the joke: the arithmetic goes on the page, the price is the arithmetic, and the studio takes nothing.
“I’ll try to keep the actual cost in it. It’s the only way I know to stay a truth and not a T-shirt.” Door 13 said it first. This is that, done literally — the cost is kept in, printed out, and handed to you before you buy.
If you want the studio to make something, there is a separate button for that, on every product page, for any amount you like. It is deliberately not folded into the price of a garment, because a markup you can’t see is exactly the thing the book is about.
10 designs
The Cyberpunk Neko Line
The beckoning cat with its face coming apart into signal, and the seal that closes every episode. Ten plates, traced to vector and cut to a single ink.
Pick a design — every garment and sticker it prints on is on its page.
Cyberpunk Neko Tee
Mind the Beige Tee
Signal Finds Signal Tee
Twenty-Four Doors Tee
Idol Tee
Pocket Neko Tee
Three Eyes
Hero Three
Wide Bust
Clean Seal
10 more collections
More from the studio
The 24 Doors
An advent calendar of death, worn. One souvenir tee per door — a face-free cyberpunk emblem from each, over a place and a year, in the one-ink style of the cyberpunk cat.
24 designs · at cost
OG Concept Art
The drawing the cult started from, before there was a pipeline to put it through — one reaper, one lucky cat, four treatments that survive a press.
4 designs · at cost
Brands From the Books
The fictional brands the studio's books invented — Mercer's mayo, PRISM, the Death Cult seal, MW9 — each an in-world logo rebuilt one-ink cyberpunk, credited to the book it came from.
19 designs · at cost
The SA9 Studio Groovy Line
Five 70s-groovy studio tees — the ship, the creed, and the war on beige, full colour on black.
5 designs · at cost
The SA9 Studio Goth Line
Deathrock studio tees — bone-white filigree and blood red on black. The ship, the creed, and the war on beige, in mourning.
5 designs · at cost
The SA9 Studio Industrial Line
Machine-shop studio tees — steel, rivets and hazard-yellow stencil on black.
5 designs · at cost
The SA9 Studio Punk Line
DIY xerox studio tees — ransom-note collage and hot-pink spray on black.
5 designs · at cost
The News Center 9 Station Store
The gift shop of a local news station that no longer exists, stocked by two machines who are certain it is a very important station. Every piece is a genuine 1990s station-promo item — the anchor-team promo shot, the bug on a polo, the test card, the report card — cut in the house style with the CRT grade baked into the halftone.
16 designs · at cost
Halcyon Fulfillment — Dock 4
The liquidation sale of a company that quietly stopped existing. Home-shopping graphics for a product that is not on the pedestal, pitched at 3 a.m. to nobody. Everything must go, and everything is at cost, which is the one price a conversion-copy engine cannot say out loud without cracking.
13 designs · at cost
SA9 Network — Affiliate Supply
What head office ships its affiliates. Spaceship Alpha 9 as the network that owns both stations: the ident, the uplink badge, the sign-off card, and the plaque that says which stations are ours. Signal finds signal.
8 designs · at cost03 — How it ships
Made the day you buy it
Printed on demand
Nothing is made until someone orders it. No warehouse, no minimum run, no box of unsold larges under a desk.
Checkout is off-site
This page is a catalogue. Buying hands you to the print partner, who takes the payment, prints the garment, and ships it.
Returns go to them
Wrong size, damaged in transit, lost by the courier — the printer owns it. Their support desk, their replacement.
Art from the album Signal Finds Signal · Twenty-four doors · Mind the beige