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A palm-sized bust over the heart — polite from six feet, completely unwell up close. That gap is the whole personality. Wear it: doom-scrolling, dive bars, and staring contests with the algorithm. Not affiliated with any real brand, which is the point. —spz
A palm-sized bust over the heart — polite from six feet, completely unwell up close. That gap is the whole personality. Wear it: doom-scrolling, dive bars, and staring contests with the algorithm. Not affiliated with any real brand, which is the point. —spz
Heavyweight cotton, black
Printed direct-to-garment — the strokes are finer than a screen can hold at this size.
A palm-sized bust over the heart — polite from six feet, completely unwell up close. That gap is the whole personality. Wear it: doom-scrolling, dive bars, and staring contests with the algorithm. Not affiliated with any real brand, which is the point. —spz
Women's premium tee (AS Colour), black
A palm-sized bust over the heart — polite from six feet, completely unwell up close. That gap is the whole personality. Wear it: doom-scrolling, dive bars, and staring contests with the algorithm. Not affiliated with any real brand, which is the point. —spz
Insulated tumbler w/ straw, black
A palm-sized bust over the heart — polite from six feet, completely unwell up close. That gap is the whole personality. Stick it: on the back of a road case, next to the ones that mean something. Legally distinct from a warning label. Emotionally identical. —spz
Die-cut vinyl, 3 inch