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Mind the Beige Tee

The seal that stamps the end of every episode. MIND THE BEIGE, worn as a threat to anyone who reads it in an elevator and doesn't flinch. Wear it: out loud, front and centre, one clean read from across the room. Not affiliated with any real brand, which is the point. —spz

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Mind the Beige Tee — Bone on black

Mind the Beige Tee

from$18.45near cost

The seal that stamps the end of every episode. MIND THE BEIGE, worn as a threat to anyone who reads it in an elevator and doesn't flinch. Wear it: out loud, front and centre, one clean read from across the room. Not affiliated with any real brand, which is the point. —spz

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Heavyweight cotton, black

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Mind the Beige Tee — Women's Tee — Bone on black

Mind the Beige Tee — Women's Tee

from$18.55at cost

The seal that stamps the end of every episode. MIND THE BEIGE, worn as a threat to anyone who reads it in an elevator and doesn't flinch. Wear it: out loud, front and centre, one clean read from across the room. Not affiliated with any real brand, which is the point. —spz

Ink

Women's premium tee (AS Colour), black

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Mind the Beige Tee — Tumbler — Bone on black

Mind the Beige Tee — Tumbler

$20.45at cost

The seal that stamps the end of every episode. MIND THE BEIGE, worn as a threat to anyone who reads it in an elevator and doesn't flinch. Wear it: out loud, front and centre, one clean read from across the room. Not affiliated with any real brand, which is the point. —spz

Ink

Insulated tumbler w/ straw, black

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Mind the Beige Tank — Bone on black

Mind the Beige Tank

from$17.20near cost

The seal, sleeveless. The show's own sign-off on the one garment that admits it is hot out. Wear it: anywhere the beige is thickest and the air conditioning isn't. —spz

Ink

Tank, black

Made by hand in the Fourthwall dashboard before the Platform-API build, so it carries the same $3 floor the two legacy tees do.

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Death Cult Seal — Bone on black

Death Cult Seal

$2.29at cost

The seal that stamps the end of every episode. MIND THE BEIGE, worn as a threat to anyone who reads it in an elevator and doesn't flinch. Stick it: on the back of a road case, next to the ones that mean something. Not affiliated with any real brand, which is the point. —spz

Die-cut vinyl, 3 inch

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