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15 AI-native products from one bootstrapped indie studio. Consumer apps, developer tools, infrastructure, games. Intelligence embedded in the product — not bolted on after the fact.
// zero venture capital. zero compromise. just shipping.
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Every SA9 product starts with a real problem and ships with AI intelligence woven into its core. No feature checkboxes. No growth hacks. Just tools that respect your time and earn your trust.
5 products
Fashion AI, meal planning, music production, video editing, and music distribution. Built for people who create.
4 products
VM orchestration, MCP servers, Final Cut Pro AI, and counter-surveillance. Built for people who build.
6 products
AI credits, proximity marketing, smart home, K8s management, puzzle gaming, and retro streaming.
15 products spanning consumer apps, developer tools, AI platforms, games, and infrastructure — all from one studio.
The AI stylist that learns what you actually like.
StyleLift uses computer vision and behavioral AI to decode your personal style DNA, then delivers outfit recommendations that feel handpicked by a stylist who's known you for years.
The VM manager that makes Docker Desktop look expensive.
Native macOS VM orchestration using Apple's Virtualization.framework. 89 MCP tools for AI automation, Bonjour mesh networking, and sub-100ms snapshots.
Stop wasting $150/month on groceries you throw away.
AI meal planning that builds your list, compares prices, and learns your patterns to eliminate food waste. 40+ dietary profiles.
Kubernetes for humans. Not for consultants.
Terminal-first K8s management with a CRT dashboard. One-command clusters, GitOps, cost optimization, and monitoring that belongs in a submarine.
A recording studio that fits on your Mac.
Professional DAW with Metal 3 GPU audio, AI composition, spatial audio mixing, and Sound DNA fingerprinting.
They watch everything. Now you watch back.
Counter-surveillance: 85+ tools, 12 domains. RF analysis, IMSI detection, encrypted mesh, evidence preservation. Zero-knowledge.
Greg Chambers. Enterprise AI strategist turned indie builder. Former Coca-Cola Director of Innovation. Guinness World Record holder. Multi-patent inventor. Now building 15 AI-native products from a home office in Atlanta.
Writes investigative AI dispatches on Substack. Deploys on Fridays. Believes intelligence should be embedded in the product, not bolted on after the fact.
This isn't a portfolio. It's a nervous system. Unified identity, universal credits, and behavioral intelligence flowing between every product in the fleet.
Universal AI credit system. Buy once, use in any SA9 product. StoreKit 2 for iOS, Stripe for enterprise.
One identity across the entire SA9 ecosystem. Keycloak-powered single sign-on. Zero friction, full security.
Behavioral intelligence and intent scoring. Flow state detection. Somatic markers that measure what metrics miss.
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