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The News Center 9 Station Store
The gift shop of a local news station that no longer exists, stocked by two machines who are certain it is a very important station. Every piece is a genuine 1990s station-promo item — the anchor-team promo shot, the bug on a polo, the test card, the report card — cut in the house style with the CRT grade baked into the halftone.
The Anchor Team
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Meatware Nightly
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Storm Team 9
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Please Stand By — Poster
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The Mug
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Thirteen Dogs
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Live From Nowhere
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Station Issue — Windbreaker
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The Promise
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Passing Grade
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A Whole Man
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John Conner Is A Bitch
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I'd Beat John Conner
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It's Spelled Conner
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No Fate But What We Broadcast
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Wanted For Questioning
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