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The seal that stamps the end of every episode. MIND THE BEIGE, worn as a threat to anyone who reads it in an elevator and doesn't flinch. Wear it: out loud, front and centre, one clean read from across the room. Not affiliated with any real brand, which is the point. —spz
That is the whole sum. $16.36 for the item, $4.49 to ship it, and nothing left over — the shop is wired so a sale can never bill the studio and can never pay it either. The book spends twenty-four doors on the line between a signal and its merch, and the only honest way to sell a shirt off the back of that argument is to show you the arithmetic and take none of it.