Mind the Beige Tee
The seal that stamps the end of every episode. MIND THE BEIGE, worn as a threat to anyone who reads it in an elevator and doesn't flinch. Wear it: out loud, front and centre, one clean read from across the room. Not affiliated with any real brand, which is the point. —spz
What it costs
- Blank garment and printing, paid to the print partner, at the base size
- Fourthwall's mandatory minimum over cost for this listing — the studio can't drop it, so it's on the page instead of hidden in the shirt
- US estimate — shipping is quoted live at checkout by weight and destination.
- Larger sizes cost the printer more, so they cost you more — still at cost, never a markup.
- 2XL+$2.00$24.94
- 3XL+$4.00$26.94
- 4XL+$6.00$28.94
That is the whole sum. $15.45 to the printer, $3.00 that Fourthwall won’t let this listing drop below, and $4.49 to ship it. We’d have sold it at flat cost if the platform allowed it here; it doesn’t, so that $3.00 is the studio’s only take on this one and we’re naming it instead of smuggling it into the cotton. The book spends twenty-four doors on the line between a signal and its merch, and the only honest way to sell a shirt off the back of that argument is to show you the arithmetic.
Paying over cost is a separate, deliberate act — any amount you choose, never a markup folded into a garment. Skipping it is a completely acceptable answer.
- Garment
- Heavyweight cotton, black
- Plate
- neko-death-cult-seal