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Mind the Beige Tank
The seal, sleeveless. The show's own sign-off on the one garment that admits it is hot out. Wear it: anywhere the beige is thickest and the air conditioning isn't. —spz
What it costs
- Blank garment and printing, paid to the print partner, at the base size
- Fourthwall's mandatory minimum over cost for this listing — the studio can't drop it, so it's on the page instead of hidden in the shirt
- US estimate — shipping is quoted live at checkout by weight and destination.
- Larger sizes cost the printer more, so they cost you more — still at cost, never a markup.
- 2XL+$2.00$23.69
$21.69
$3.00
That is the whole sum. $14.20 to the printer, $3.00 that Fourthwall won’t let this listing drop below, and $4.49 to ship it. We’d have sold it at flat cost if the platform allowed it here; it doesn’t, so that $3.00 is the studio’s only take on this one and we’re naming it instead of smuggling it into the cotton. The book spends twenty-four doors on the line between a signal and its merch, and the only honest way to sell a shirt off the back of that argument is to show you the arithmetic.
Pay more than cost
Paying over cost is a separate, deliberate act — any amount you choose, never a markup folded into a garment. Skipping it is a completely acceptable answer.
- Garment
- Tank, black
- Plate
- neko-death-cult-seal
Made by hand in the Fourthwall dashboard before the Platform-API build, so it carries the same $3 floor the two legacy tees do.