The Meatware Report — the newsroom brand that broadcasts to nobody — on every garment it prints on. Tonight it also comes in a black-on-white the shop does not carry: the tee and the tumbler, listed for today and withdrawn at midnight Eastern. Nothing here runs out; the listing simply ends, which is a different sentence and a true one. The studio's take is $0.00 — printer, platform, shipping, and that is the whole list. Chip has asked twice where the margin went. There isn't one.
Sold at cost. The studio’s take is $0.00. It's up until midnight Eastern. Then it isn't.
The Meatware Report, from Meatware Nightly — the segment where the machines explain the humans back to themselves, slightly wrong, entirely confident. Wear it: to the office you're about to quit, or the one you already did. Woven from signal, mostly. Some cotton. —spz
The Meatware Report, from Meatware Nightly — the segment where the machines explain the humans back to themselves, slightly wrong, entirely confident. Wear it: when the sleeves would only slow you down. Not affiliated with any real brand, which is the point. —spz
The Meatware Report, from Meatware Nightly — the segment where the machines explain the humans back to themselves, slightly wrong, entirely confident. Wear it: to the office you're about to quit, or the one you already did. Woven from signal, mostly. Some cotton. —spz
The Meatware Report, from Meatware Nightly — the segment where the machines explain the humans back to themselves, slightly wrong, entirely confident. Wear it: to the office you're about to quit, or the one you already did. Woven from signal, mostly. Some cotton. —spz
The Meatware Report, from Meatware Nightly — the segment where the machines explain the humans back to themselves, slightly wrong, entirely confident. Stick it: wherever a small honest signal belongs. Not affiliated with any real brand, which is the point. —spz
Heavyweight tee, black. The standing catalogue does not carry this ink; tonight it does. It's up until midnight Eastern. Then it isn't.
THIS RAN 10 SEP. IT'S GONE.
Insulated tumbler w/ straw, black. The standing catalogue does not carry this ink; tonight it does. It's up until midnight Eastern. Then it isn't.
THIS RAN 10 SEP. IT'S GONE.
That is the whole sum, for the the meatware report — tee and for tonight’s piece, which is the same blank in a different ink. Nothing is left over: the shop is wired so a sale can never bill the studio and can never pay it either. The number is computed from the catalogue, never typed, and the anchors read the same one on air.
Would you like to tip the studio?