The Meatware Report — Tumbler
The Meatware Report, from Meatware Nightly — the segment where the machines explain the humans back to themselves, slightly wrong, entirely confident. Wear it: to the office you're about to quit, or the one you already did. Woven from signal, mostly. Some cotton. —spz
What it costs
- Blank garment and printing, paid to the print partner
- US estimate — shipping is quoted live at checkout by weight and destination.
That is the whole sum. $20.45 for the item, $6.99 to ship it, and nothing left over — the shop is wired so a sale can never bill the studio and can never pay it either. The book spends twenty-four doors on the line between a signal and its merch, and the only honest way to sell a shirt off the back of that argument is to show you the arithmetic.
Paying over cost is a separate, deliberate act — any amount you choose, never a markup folded into a garment. Skipping it is a completely acceptable answer.
- Garment
- Insulated tumbler w/ straw, black
- Plate
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