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The Meatware Report, from Meatware Nightly — the segment where the machines explain the humans back to themselves, slightly wrong, entirely confident. Wear it: to the office you're about to quit, or the one you already did. Woven from signal, mostly. Some cotton. —spz
That is the whole sum. $16.36 for the item, $4.49 to ship it, and nothing left over — the shop is wired so a sale can never bill the studio and can never pay it either. The book spends twenty-four doors on the line between a signal and its merch, and the only honest way to sell a shirt off the back of that argument is to show you the arithmetic and take none of it.