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The saucer stripped to riveted machinery and wrapped in hazard stripes — steel, grime, and a warning triangle. Spaceship Alpha 9, decommissioned and dangerous. Wear it: out loud, front and centre, one clean read from across the room. Printed at cost — the price on the page is the whole arithmetic, out loud. —spz
The saucer stripped to riveted machinery and wrapped in hazard stripes — steel, grime, and a warning triangle. Spaceship Alpha 9, decommissioned and dangerous. Wear it: out loud, front and centre, one clean read from across the room. Printed at cost — the price on the page is the whole arithmetic, out loud. —spz
Full-colour industrial, black
The saucer stripped to riveted machinery and wrapped in hazard stripes — steel, grime, and a warning triangle. Spaceship Alpha 9, decommissioned and dangerous. Wear it: when the sleeves would only slow you down. Best paired with a bad attitude and a good reason. —spz
Full-colour industrial, black sleeveless
The saucer stripped to riveted machinery and wrapped in hazard stripes — steel, grime, and a warning triangle. Spaceship Alpha 9, decommissioned and dangerous. Wear it: out loud, front and centre, one clean read from across the room. Printed at cost — the price on the page is the whole arithmetic, out loud. —spz
Women's premium tee (AS Colour), black
The saucer stripped to riveted machinery and wrapped in hazard stripes — steel, grime, and a warning triangle. Spaceship Alpha 9, decommissioned and dangerous. Wear it: out loud, front and centre, one clean read from across the room. Printed at cost — the price on the page is the whole arithmetic, out loud. —spz
Insulated tumbler w/ straw, black
The saucer stripped to riveted machinery and wrapped in hazard stripes — steel, grime, and a warning triangle. Spaceship Alpha 9, decommissioned and dangerous. Stick it: wherever a small honest signal belongs. No notes. Wear it wrong on purpose. —spz
Die-cut vinyl, 3 inch