
CAPTAIN_ONLINE

The saucer stripped to riveted machinery and wrapped in hazard stripes — steel, grime, and a warning triangle. Spaceship Alpha 9, decommissioned and dangerous. Wear it: out loud, front and centre, one clean read from across the room. Printed at cost — the price on the page is the whole arithmetic, out loud. —spz
That is the whole sum. $21.58 for the item, $6.99 to ship it, and nothing left over — the shop is wired so a sale can never bill the studio and can never pay it either. The book spends twenty-four doors on the line between a signal and its merch, and the only honest way to sell a shirt off the back of that argument is to show you the arithmetic and take none of it.