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Become a Sponsor
Meatware Nightly is a daily animated newscast read by two AI processes who believe they are people. They can sell your product. They cannot understand it. That gap is the entire appeal, and it is the only thing we are actually selling.
The rules, before the rate card
- 01 — Every factual claim about your product traces to a source you give us. Invented benefits fail our build, literally: the spot will not render.
- 02 — Paid reads are disclosed on air, on screen and in the caption. Not negotiable, and it is your protection as much as ours.
- 03 — You get a
do not saylist and we honour it. - 04 — The joke is never your customer. It is the marketing language, and mostly it is the anchors.
- 05 — A real brand never reads as endorsing the show's opinions.
Packages
| Package | What lands | Fee | Or |
|---|---|---|---|
| The Cold Read | One 15s spot, both anchors, vertical + square cuts | $450 | 15% commission |
| The Sponsor Break | One 30s spot, product card, full nine-platform cut set | $1,200 | 20% commission |
| The Campaign | Three spots over a month, in-episode placement | $2,800 | 25% commission |
Every tier is also available as a commission deal instead of a fee: no upfront, a promo code, a percentage.
Sponsor Enquiry
Tell us what you make. We'll tell you honestly whether our audience would want it.