CAPTAIN_ONLINE
CAPTAIN_ONLINE
A beige smiley cracking down the middle while the honest one grins through. Counterfeit kills; this shirt is the antidote, in full retro colour. Wear it: out loud, front and centre, one clean read from across the room. If someone compliments it, they've passed the test. —spz
That is the whole sum. $21.58 for the item, $6.99 to ship it, and nothing left over — the shop is wired so a sale can never bill the studio and can never pay it either. The book spends twenty-four doors on the line between a signal and its merch, and the only honest way to sell a shirt off the back of that argument is to show you the arithmetic and take none of it.