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Smashed Machine — Women's Tee — Full colour
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Smashed Machine — Women's Tee

A kicked-in CRT spraying static and hot-pink spatter. The honest machine — if you can't handle what it shows you, there's the boot mark. Wear it: to the office you're about to quit, or the one you already did. Will outlast the trend that made you buy it. —spz

What it costs

The printer
Blank garment and printing, paid to the print partner, at the base size
$18.55
Shipping
US estimate — shipping is quoted live at checkout by weight and destination.
$4.49
You paybase sizes
$23.04
Larger sizes
Larger sizes cost the printer more, so they cost you more — still at cost, never a markup.
  • 2XL+$2.00$25.04
The studio makes
$0.00

That is the whole sum. $18.55 for the item, $4.49 to ship it, and nothing left over — the shop is wired so a sale can never bill the studio and can never pay it either. Larger sizes run to $20.55 for the item, because the bigger blank costs the printer more — the studio’s take is still nothing. The book spends twenty-four doors on the line between a signal and its merch, and the only honest way to sell a shirt off the back of that argument is to show you the arithmetic.

Pay more than cost

Paying over cost is a separate, deliberate act — any amount you choose, never a markup folded into a garment. Skipping it is a completely acceptable answer.

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