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Woody Creek 2005 — Women's Tee — Bone
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Woody Creek 2005 — Women's Tee

Woody Creek, 2005. “Buy the Ticket, Take the Ride.” He wrote his own exit years early and then kept his word. A door on his own terms. Wear it: doom-scrolling, dive bars, and staring contests with the algorithm. Best paired with a bad attitude and a good reason. —spz

What it costs

The printer
Blank garment and printing, paid to the print partner, at the base size
$18.55
Shipping
US estimate — shipping is quoted live at checkout by weight and destination.
$4.49
You paybase sizes
$23.04
Larger sizes
Larger sizes cost the printer more, so they cost you more — still at cost, never a markup.
  • 2XL+$2.00$25.04
The studio makes
$0.00

That is the whole sum. $18.55 for the item, $4.49 to ship it, and nothing left over — the shop is wired so a sale can never bill the studio and can never pay it either. Larger sizes run to $20.55 for the item, because the bigger blank costs the printer more — the studio’s take is still nothing. The book spends twenty-four doors on the line between a signal and its merch, and the only honest way to sell a shirt off the back of that argument is to show you the arithmetic.

Pay more than cost

Paying over cost is a separate, deliberate act — any amount you choose, never a markup folded into a garment. Skipping it is a completely acceptable answer.

Garment
Women's premium tee (AS Colour), black
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