
Woody Creek 2005 — Tumbler
Woody Creek, 2005. “Buy the Ticket, Take the Ride.” He wrote his own exit years early and then kept his word. A door on his own terms. Wear it: doom-scrolling, dive bars, and staring contests with the algorithm. Best paired with a bad attitude and a good reason. —spz
What it costs
- Blank garment and printing, paid to the print partner
- US estimate — shipping is quoted live at checkout by weight and destination.
That is the whole sum. $20.45 for the item, $6.99 to ship it, and nothing left over — the shop is wired so a sale can never bill the studio and can never pay it either. The book spends twenty-four doors on the line between a signal and its merch, and the only honest way to sell a shirt off the back of that argument is to show you the arithmetic.
Paying over cost is a separate, deliberate act — any amount you choose, never a markup folded into a garment. Skipping it is a completely acceptable answer.
- Garment
- Insulated tumbler w/ straw, black
- Plate
- neko-door-18-hunter-thompson