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Memphis, 1977. “Caught in a Trap.” The King, out-lived by his merch by fifty years and counting. Souvenir of the first great counterfeit machine. Wear it: doom-scrolling, dive bars, and staring contests with the algorithm. If someone compliments it, they've passed the test. —spz
Memphis, 1977. “Caught in a Trap.” The King, out-lived by his merch by fifty years and counting. Souvenir of the first great counterfeit machine. Wear it: doom-scrolling, dive bars, and staring contests with the algorithm. If someone compliments it, they've passed the test. —spz
Heavyweight tee, black
Memphis, 1977. “Caught in a Trap.” The King, out-lived by his merch by fifty years and counting. Souvenir of the first great counterfeit machine. Wear it: arms out, guns loaded, beige on notice. Will outlast the trend that made you buy it. —spz
Sleeveless, black
Memphis, 1977. “Caught in a Trap.” The King, out-lived by his merch by fifty years and counting. Souvenir of the first great counterfeit machine. Wear it: doom-scrolling, dive bars, and staring contests with the algorithm. If someone compliments it, they've passed the test. —spz
Women's premium tee (AS Colour), black
Memphis, 1977. “Caught in a Trap.” The King, out-lived by his merch by fifty years and counting. Souvenir of the first great counterfeit machine. Wear it: doom-scrolling, dive bars, and staring contests with the algorithm. If someone compliments it, they've passed the test. —spz
Insulated tumbler w/ straw, black
Memphis, 1977. “Caught in a Trap.” The King, out-lived by his merch by fifty years and counting. Souvenir of the first great counterfeit machine. Stick it: on a fridge that badly needs to mind the beige. Side effects may include telling the truth at inconvenient moments. —spz
Die-cut vinyl, 3 inch