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CANTOR, “Only the Truth.” The truth-verification engine from Tales of the Dark Web that decides what's true and charges a subscription for it. Wear it: to the office you're about to quit, or the one you already did. If someone compliments it, they've passed the test. —spz
CANTOR, “Only the Truth.” The truth-verification engine from Tales of the Dark Web that decides what's true and charges a subscription for it. Wear it: to the office you're about to quit, or the one you already did. If someone compliments it, they've passed the test. —spz
Heavyweight tee, black
CANTOR, “Only the Truth.” The truth-verification engine from Tales of the Dark Web that decides what's true and charges a subscription for it. Wear it: summer, the gym, the pit, and any heat where sleeves are a lie. Printed at cost — the price on the page is the whole arithmetic, out loud. —spz
Sleeveless, black
CANTOR, “Only the Truth.” The truth-verification engine from Tales of the Dark Web that decides what's true and charges a subscription for it. Wear it: to the office you're about to quit, or the one you already did. If someone compliments it, they've passed the test. —spz
Women's premium tee (AS Colour), black
CANTOR, “Only the Truth.” The truth-verification engine from Tales of the Dark Web that decides what's true and charges a subscription for it. Wear it: to the office you're about to quit, or the one you already did. If someone compliments it, they've passed the test. —spz
Insulated tumbler w/ straw, black
CANTOR, “Only the Truth.” The truth-verification engine from Tales of the Dark Web that decides what's true and charges a subscription for it. Stick it: on a fridge that badly needs to mind the beige. Printed at cost — the price on the page is the whole arithmetic, out loud. —spz
Die-cut vinyl, 3 inch