A Space Pirate Zero transmission
An independent studio. We write the story, score it, cast it, animate it and ship it — then build the software that made it possible. 140 things to play, free, no account.
Press play on any of these. The dock at the bottom follows you around the site — change pages, keep listening.
Every episode, track and video in one place, with one player.
Open the archiveThe studio animates its own shows — full episodes, not sizzle reels. Every property here has moving picture, from a ninety-second trailer to a twenty-minute anime episode written, scored, cast and rendered in-house.
Thirteen modules on how manipulation actually works, from someone who has run the plays.
A field manual for staying un-owned, read aloud. The security book that assumes the call is already coming from inside the house.
In 2027 the boards found something cheaper than a chief executive and incapable of scandal.
The boards swapped their chief executives for something cheaper and scandal-proof. One man is still in the chair, and the machine taking his job just found what he buried.
Build with AI instead of being replaced by it.
A field course for building with AI instead of being replaced by it. Read aloud, with the calculator and the lab that go with it.
Twenty-four doors. Behind each one, somebody who died famous, and a cocktail with your name on it.
Twenty-four doors, twenty-four saints who died famous. An advent calendar for people who count down to the wrong things.
Every story is real, from a nameable outlet, and dated. The two people reading it to you are not.
Two anchors who cannot confirm they are people, reading you real news off a local station's dead CDN. They lie about being human. Never about the story.
Twenty-four songs, one per door. Written to score the death cult and released as its own record.
Play the albumThese exist — scripts finished, cast assigned, sites up. They just haven't been recorded yet, so the signal you get is degraded on purpose rather than hidden.
One major cyberattack an episode, told the way true crime tells a murder — cold open, the people who did it, and what it actually cost. All ten written and cast. None of them recorded yet.
Enterprise AI strategy from someone who ships it rather than deck-ware. Multiple patents, and a working newsroom that runs itself nightly as the proof.
What that costsThe tools built to make the shows — a lip-sync engine, a mastering chain, an asset catalogue. Some of it is open on GitHub.
The toolsEvery item is priced so the studio nets exactly zero, with the arithmetic printed on the page. Paying us extra is a separate button you have to choose.
The shopStill here
Nothing on this site asks you to make an account before it will play you something.
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